Attention All Media: I’m Doing Something Idiotic!
Recent events have demonstrated the truth about how things really work. I’ve got a new book out in 4 weeks about marijuana. It’s called “Reefer Gladness,” and I want everyone to buy it and, more important, read and think about it. So, hey!, hello! Everyone! Check it out:
For Immediate Release: Author Michael Konik Pledges to Use DEA Chief’s Official Photo as Custom Toilet Paper; Says He “Won’t Stop Wiping” Until Pot is Legalized.
Friends and confidantes worry that my “irresponsible” actions could bring harm to marijuana activists working to pass the historic Proposition 19 referendum. They say there will be repercussions. But you know what? Heroes don’t worry about repercussions; they do what’s right, because, you know, it’s right.
Call me stupid. Whatever. At least I have principles, and I’m willing to stand up for them. Besides, it will sure make a great story for a few news cycles.
I’m going to do it. Unless the good lord intervenes, nothing can stop me. Look out, Media! I’m a loose cannon!