The Ballad of the Barclay Boys

The Fealty One Deserves When One is Rich

Oh, what a glorious life my uncles have had!

Born to the manor these two fine brothers,

Whose servants sheltered them from feeling sad,

Or foolishly acting too kindly to others.

 

Natural twins from the start, they twinned all through life,

The Harvard® and clerkships and China Bank™.

Jason got married; George needed a wife

To double the wedding and stay equal in rank.

 

Being a Barclay is grand, oh so grand!

Being a Barclay is grand, oh so grand!

Being a Barclay – well, you can’t understand.

 

How Georgie and Jason achieved to the utmost!

Their lust subject to polite conjecture:

Jetting to Spain, enjoying a slut host,

Eager to hear the twins’ austerity lectures?

 

With work and connections they hatched a large fortune

To add to the one they already had.

More loot . . . → Read More: The Ballad of the Barclay Boys

Poem: Comfort

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Does having a certain system, an order of things

when I shower, give me comfort? I suppose it does. The sequence is the sacrament. Starting with

the shaving cream (the soap in a can that comes out foamy, not creamy in any way except linguistically), left to soak

in the bristly beard while other duties are attended to by the Chief Hygenic Officer, whose responsibilities include

all the orifices, crevasses, hidden places, and vast plains of epidermal surface area, all in need

of soap.

Then the hair, if necessary, which is never, but we find reasons to do the unecessary out of the bath, so in it we can’t quibble

when some improving ablution, contained in one of the plastic bottles lined up on floor, like armaments awaiting dark uses, silently convnces us that

a liberal application of whatever melange of chemicals contained therein will

make us . . . → Read More: Poem: Comfort

Poem: When Nothing Else Seems to Matter

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Cling to childhood memories, those anchors, holding you to your narrative,

The one you supposedly wrote with every choice you made

Good and Bad

And all the others in between, somewhere on the scale, a shade of grey seen in Whistler,

Who studided these things.

 

Tell your story. Tell your stories.

Keep repeating it. Don’t be scared to repeat your story. Repeat your stories.

 

Cling to the woman (or women) who loved you

Once. When you were more lovable than you are now,

Old, irrelevant, increasingly creepy. You’re a character in your story.

No longer the hero, but perhaps not a villain, either. Maybe you are what you feared:

Indistinguishable from a billion others, except for your face and maybe your smell,

the stench that defines your putresence from the fellow in Africa whom

You’ll never meet.

The lady in Bosnia who digs potatoes.

. . . → Read More: Poem: When Nothing Else Seems to Matter

Poem: The Loneliness of the Orchid

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When you walk into a room, the dining room let’s say for the sake of useful metaphor, her solitude is silent, screaming mutely and crying in the quiet.

The loneliness of the orchid.

The stillness of the table. The gentle droop, a swan’s neck, a dancer’s bow to the enveloping sound of love.

Cursed with wakefulness, the flowers cannot sleep. The talking goes on and then some more, shuffling the proper order of things. Renovating the piquant plan that our unseen hand once imagined in a fever fit. Ceaselessly yearning for light and the enveloping sound of love.

We can’t know her any more than ourselves. She’s white and frail and open, vulnerable to cold and cruelty. Her language is a mystery.

We can feel her. She is lonely.

You had no sister, only promises. And when the end came, messy and unhappy and not at all . . . → Read More: Poem: The Loneliness of the Orchid

Poem: Father’s Day

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Look for the tender part hiding beneath the armor. 

That’s where you’ll find the love

And the care that’s too big to have a word.

Altogether different from Mom’s, it feels at first more settled,

Less frantic.

But when you live with it long enough and if you’re charitable, you’ll discover

That Dad will never stop sheilding you from anything that smells of harm, real

Or imagined.

Poem: Let’s Take a Trip

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Let’s take a trip to the promised land. You’re not alone,

I’lll hold your hand.

We’re on a journey, side by side. You be the tourist,

I’ll be your guide.

We won’t stop til we get where we’re meant to be goin’. So long as the love and the music is flowin’. Free. 

See! Epiphanies in the great outdoors. Kaleidoscopic

matadors.

Igurots and Eskimos. Papaya frogs

with eleven toes.

Let’s take a trip to our secret place. You pack a lunch

and I’ll say grace.

We’ll dine on dreams and private jokes. On harebrained schemes

and organic smokes.

Let’s take a trip in our birthday suits. Energized by

forbidden fruits.

No destination, no Guam or Rome. Our grand adventure

leads to home.

We won’t stop til we get where we’re meant to be goin’. So long as the love and the music is flowin’.

Our lust . . . → Read More: Poem: Let’s Take a Trip

Poem: Flying

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Explain if you’re able to a little girl no older than you were when you discovered that pets don’t live forever (or grandmas, or daddies) that no one will die tonight in this speeding metal tube filled with people who don’t look or smell or sound like her family but who, like her family, have mothers and father and dogs and cats who also will not live forever.

Physics and math are elegant and unimpeachable, but they’re comically unconvincing

to a mind that is still accepting Bible stories

and fairy tales about princesses in castles.

Tell her that the air is water and that we are all swimming through it, and when she wonders why everything won’t sink to the bottom, as it seems to do in the ocean and her neighbor Ellie’s pool, try to think fast. 

You said you couldn’t wait for me to . . . → Read More: Poem: Flying

New Year’s Haiku

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Considering that 

A dull shroud has been lifted

We may now achieve!

Poem: Six Fortune Cookies for the Zeitgeist

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Have some more. Gluttony will make you too big to fail. 

Do not despise the two-faced charlatan. Business is business.

He who has a wife is rich. He who has many wives is very rich.

It is easier to take offense than to listen carefully. It is more difficult to forgive than to be wounded.

Be wary of easy victories, for they sometimes cost more than defeats.

Size matters.

Poem: Olympics Limerick

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Hu smiled, a model dictator

As pert as a P.F. Chang’s waiter

His people were “free”

Just ask NBC

That mess in Tibet comes later.