Category: Religion

How to Get Into Heaven

For most of my life, I was under the impression that the surest way for us human sinners to gain entry to heaven (whatever or wherever that may be) was to lead a good life filled with good works and good fellowship. Goodness would beget goodness. I learned this past weekend that my assumption was...

Foretelling the Future

Knowing in advance, whether through precognition, special access, or heightened powers of analysis can be both profitable and impressive. If we could predict with certainty the winner of this weekend’s Masters tournament, the biggest gainer on today’s New York Stock Exchange, or the six numbers in the Powerball lottery, we would reap a handsome profit....

Talking to God

A devout Christian woman in Texas stoned her children to death because, she claimed, God had spoken to her and expressly directed her to kill. A cadre of psychiatrists told the court hearing her trial that she was clinically insane. Why? Why is someone considered insane when Gold talks to her but perfectly normal when...

The Endless Empire

According to demographers who are supposed to know about such things, by the year 2050 whites will no longer be the majority in the United States of America. Latinos and Asians will be. Unless our country is willing to practice a low-grade form of Apartheid, these former minorities will likely possess the kind of economic...

The Astrology Enigma

Anyone who believes in astrology is operating irrationally. If you don’t understand why, you may safely skip this Thought and return to your horoscope, where you will discover that you and the other twelfth of the world that was born on the same month as you are predisposed to success (or lack thereof) because of...

Natural Disasters and God

With the Iranian city of Bam nearly obliterated by an earthquake and now buried in rubble, devout Muslims must be asking themselves how this latest catastrophe (40,000 souls estimated dead) fits into their God’s grand plan. Jews could wonder something similar about the holocaust, but that tragedy could at least be ascribed to the cruelty...

In God We Trust

The recent comedy involving judge Roy Moore, a 5,300-pound granite sculpture of the Ten Commandments that’s been ordered removed from Alabama’s halls of justice, and weepy acolytes of the Christian Way falling to the ground in prayer to protest the monstrous blasphemy of those who would attempt to separate Church and State, reminds us of...