Category: Short & Sweet

Philosophical Paradox

The armed security guard protecting the front gate of the posh condominium community fingers his automatic rifle and ponders his job. He wonders, though the urge to bansih reflection is strong, whether it has occured to those who have everything that the menial wages they pay to protect their property, their family, and all that...

Holiday Wishes

With historic changes afoot in the coming year, we have much to look forward to. Let’s pray, my friends, that goodness is around the corner for all of us — including folks we might not know. Life may not be consistently beautiful and sublime, but it is always a blessing, and we are fortunate to...

Poem: Six Fortune Cookies for the Zeitgeist

Have some more. Gluttony will make you too big to fail.  Do not despise the two-faced charlatan. Business is business. He who has a wife is rich. He who has many wives is very rich. It is easier to take offense than to listen carefully. It is more difficult to forgive than to be wounded....

Ella Konik: 1993-2008

Ella Guinevere Konik died peacefully last night at home in her bed, surrounded by family. She was close to 15 1/2.  Frank Sinatra once told an interviewer, “They say you only live once. But if you have a life like mine, once is enough.” Ella’s time on Earth was like that. A white-lab and greyhound...

The Primary Benefit of Movie Previews

A steadily increasing majority of moviegoers — at least the ones I talk with — are becoming increasingly unsteady in their reaction to the previews shown before presentations of feature films. The advertising and promos for Dolby and THX are oppressive enough, they say. Must we be assaulted with 15 minutes worth of previews?  I...

Poem: At the Pig Races

If you were made to run around a wood-chip track, where, at the end, in your barn, a snack reward awaited, would you run faster than you do? Would you pause for a porcine moment to consider to muse: For what am I running to? Or, what am I running from? When you win and have your...

The Political Odds

With the early returns from Iowa in hand, those inclined to wager on the next President of the United States can find betting “lines” (odds) on various illegal gambling sites. Although our friends in the middle of the country, land of cornfields and “core values”, might not be perfectly representative of the average voter in,...

New Year’s Resolution

Consume less. Less oil. Less water. Less electricity. In 2007, our family managed to switch from a traditional water heater to a tankless one. We’re exploring solar panels for our roof in 2008. We went from the traditional two-car arrangement to one, augmented by increased bicyle use and forays on public transportation. We intend on...