Poem: Fine Fellows

These fine fellows with their wattles and their medals

Their jiggling jowls and joyless eyes

Broadcasting breaking news from the feeding trough

Where these fine fellows congregate and cogitate

These alphamen oozing oleaginous charm

Any cute ambitious telegenic girl with a healthy appetite for achievement

Could hardly resist

How unpleasant and unkind and unthinkable really

For men so magnetically handsome and animally attractive as

These fine fellows with their wattles and their medals

To be accursed and accused of “sexual harassment”

Sexual harassment

When every watcher in the world knows

These fine fellows with their wattles and their medals

Are more or less

Irresistible

                                                                                        — MK Punky

Originally published in Exposition Review, 2017.

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1 Response

  1. Bk says:

    That was spot on, wasn’t it. Bunch of douche bags.