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How Passive-Aggressive Behavior Destroys

All of us have at one time or another known someone who has behaved in a way that psychologists identify as passive-aggressive. We may have even been that person. For those who may be blissfully unaware of this syndrome, I would like very much to join you on whatever planet you live on. For the...

Poem: Six Fortune Cookies for the Zeitgeist

Have some more. Gluttony will make you too big to fail.  Do not despise the two-faced charlatan. Business is business. He who has a wife is rich. He who has many wives is very rich. It is easier to take offense than to listen carefully. It is more difficult to forgive than to be wounded....

Jazz Competitions, In and Out of the Marketplace

One of the 20th Century’s greatest artists, a cat named Thelonious Monk, the pianist and composer of countless jazz standards, including “Round Midnight” and “Well, You Needn’t,” left behind, among other things, a brilliant son (the drummer, T.S. Monk), a lucrative publishing catalogue, and a legacy of musical encouragement. The Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz...

Payment Due

What a wonderful world it would be if we could spend all the money we had, plus buckets more that we didn’t have, and when we awoke from gorging ourselves on all the stuff we don’t really need yet somehow desperately wanted (for reasons we can’t quite elucidate) a magical Czar of Responsibility declared that...

Buy American (Weed)

With gasoline prices hovering near historic highs, many Americans (and the commentators that inspire their opinions) profess outrage, umbrage, and annoyance that so many of our increasingly worthless dollars are being sent overseas, further enriching Middle Eastern oil barons who hate us and our morally decadent way of life. According to conventional wisdom, every time...

The Meaning of Dogs

Throughout my early boyhood our family had a succession of German Shepherds, all of whom perished prematurely because of disease and whom I only vaguely remember. First there was Caesar, and then (a second) Brutus. (My family, I realize in hindsight, had a thing for Roman history.) I don’t remember much about these animals except...