Poem: Newsflash!
Pay attention urgent alert this matters
more than anything that’s ever been on any screen
in someone’s pocket this is the news
bombs are falling somewhere in a distant town
the mother-in-law still sports a frown
weak-chinned tyrants wear a sequined gown
and so much more
so many rhymes and shmazzle and music and flooneyooney
that we’ll never know
as we stare intently at our nothing
intending to do nothing
thank you for your time