Poem: Newsflash!

Muppet NewsflashPay attention urgent alert this matters

more than anything that’s ever been on any screen

in someone’s pocket  this is the news

bombs are falling somewhere in a distant town

the mother-in-law still sports a frown

weak-chinned tyrants wear a sequined gown

and so much more

so many rhymes and shmazzle and music and flooneyooney

that we’ll never know

as we stare intently at our nothing

intending to do nothing

thank you for your time

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